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The ULTIMATE TSR 'How to get a girlfriend' guide 2014

:cool:Welcome to the ultimate guide on getting a girlfriend. You made a wise choice clicking on this. Grab a drink as this is long or gtfo if you aren't bothered to read.

Introduction
You are either a girl wondering if I know the hell I'm talking about, a guy who already has a girl but is reading this for the sake of it, OR the typical TSR lonely guy who ****s up consistently when it comes to girls. Well, you're in luck buddy because after you finish this guide you will no longer need to rely on the BS replies losers try give you when it comes to getting into a relationship.

So, let's start... shall we??? :yes:

Stop crying about it
Ok, so Mr. I can't get a girlfriend... You are wondering and crying yourself to sleep thinking about WHY CAN'T I GET A GIRLFRIEND?? :cry2:
That is why you can't get one. You have already failed. You are being needy, you don't offer girls jack**** believing you need them to complete you. Before I continue if you do manage to get one with this attitude then you're with a low quality girl with no confidence, and I know you want a 10/10 right? I assume. :rolleyes:

Mr. 'Nice Guy' :facepalm:
Anyway, you pondering on about why you can't get a girl is the reason you cannot get one. Yup, your attitude is number 1. Before anything, FIX YOUR ATTITUDE. Stop being a 'nice guy' who expects girls to fall on his lap because he is nice as you will get nowhere you self entitled wuss.
Now you believe 'ohh girls only like jerks/football captains/a***oles thus nice guys finish last' well only the girls who are bitches do but good girls may fall for them thinking they are the real deal until they break up realising what pricks they are.

What do nice guys do for women? Smother them. Blow up their phones with stupid useless texts. Put them on pedestals treating them like queens. Expect them to make decisions. Don't set dates. Agree to being 'just friends' as they don't want to 'offend' them or believe they got a shot later on. Sounds like you? Who would want you? Oh, because you're nice? GTFO.. Get out of the mind-frame thinking you have something to prove to women, you ain't got **** to prove. Stop treating them like princesses, they want to be treated equally.

Better yourself
Problem is, you think having that one girl will change your life and make you a better man. NO. Girls want you in your ULTIMATE FORM or they will break up with you or not give you the chance.

1) If you are overweight, lose some kg's
2) Shower every single day, you never know when 'she' may come
3) If your dresscode is rubbish then buy some new ones
4) Stand and sit up straight and be tall
5) Confidence

FIND A PASSION
This is so important. Girls dislike dudes without a passion/goal in life. They want someone who is passionate about what their studying, who is striving towards something or is currently working in a dream job. (Unless they are a bum, but you don't want that sort of female right?)
You don't have passion? GET ONE. You need a purpose in life, this is what brings happiness to your life. It attracts women.

CONFIDENCE
You may not be confident. I wasn't 2 years ago but through time I became confident. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. This is a hard one so I will break it down.

Girls are aliens:
This is probably you. To you, females are from another planet. You never speak to them. Well now it's time and I'm not talking about your mum. Wether you are in school/uni/work just walk by a girl and say 'hey'. Do this all the time with girls you come across. YOU MUST DO THIS.

Conversations:
You're familiar with girls. Next time just sit down next to one and ask how was her day. Ask simple questions and soon after a while you realise you freaked over nothing. Most women don't bite, even if they don't like you they will have a little convo with you as it shows your confidence.

BE HAPPY IN YOUR SHOES

You are awesome. There is only one of you on this planet. You deserve a woman. You are reaching your goals everyday. Keep your attitude positive.


Where to find women??
Clubs. Bars. They're everywhere.

Where to find quality women??
Social clubs, events, library, Tesco, school/uni hallways, house parties, friend get-togethers.

You need to be social and go outside, or your right hand will remain your gf until you die.

PERFECT SCENARIO: YOU SEE A GIRL, NOW WHAT?
Assuming you have followed everything correctly...

Make eye contact, is she looking at you back/smiling? Move your butt and talk to her. Follow this step by step guide.

PAY ATTENTION................

  • Ask her name, say it's 'nice to meet you' and wait for her to ask yours. If she doesn't then she's not interested
  • Ask her questions about herself, be interested in what she says. Keep your answers to hers short.
  • After a while, get her number and exchange yours. If you are in a busy environment and its not convenient to talk now, get the number ASAP and leave


Text
If you got her number monday, text her 3-5 days later. WHY?? Because aren't you a busy guy who has a passion in life and has other girls blowing his phone up? If not, then fake it. Girls love dudes who got options and are busy.

Send this exact text ''hey 'insert name here', when are you free to get together?'' And WAIT. No reply? Leave it. If she replies with 'i dont know, maybe' then say 'when you change your mind, let me know' and never contact again. If she says when shes free then awesome.

Date
  • Do not over compliment her
  • You control the conversation by asking good questions, if you cant think of some, then link a new question from what she previously said
  • Keep your answers short
  • Stay confident, smile, sit up, dont say any stupid ****
  • No talk about sex, exes
  • Never be offended by what she might say, keep your cool and stay witty


Kiss
At the end, go for the kiss on the lips. This is how you judge if she likes you. If she likes you she will if she pulls back, DO NOT CALL/TEXT HER AGAIN

Now what?
If your date was successful then 3-5 days later set another date. Rinse, recycle, repeat. If she tries to start any facebook/text messages about pointless **** end it by saying you're busy and you will talk all about it on the date. Never reveal where you're taking her and keep it cheap, new and suprising.

After the 3rd date, unless she already started, wait for her to text you. From this point on, when she gets in touch, simply set the date ASAP, the.... GET THE **** OF THE TEXTS AND FACEBOOK. You must keep her excited to see you.

Rinse, recycle, repeat.

THIS GIRL WILL BECOME YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN 2-3 MONTHS IF YOU MAKE SURE THAT:


  • You remain confident at all times and go for the kiss
  • You show no weakness and do not complain about anything staying positive
  • You stay a gentleman but also witty
  • If she offends you, you keep your cool but also put her in check nicely
  • Only have conversations in person
  • Follow all advice in this thread



One more thing, do not ask her to be your gf, when she's ready then she will ask you.

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