Once you are married, you may be traveling with your husband. Men will sometimes get briefly lost or take the wrong road and it is important for you to provide a running commentary to help him, "this doesn't look the right road, why is it taking so long, we are going to be late, why didn't you check the directions, you should have turned before."
1. You must never give actual directions. Comments such as make a left at the school, take Rider Road for a mile and that will put you back on Route 15 are absolutely prohibited.
2. You can comment that men never stop for directions; however, you must never get the directions yourself if there is a stop. Well maam, you go 2 maybe 3 miles, make either the 3rd or 4th right, go past the old schoolhouse, and then under the overpass and over the underpass, take a right at I think Barksely Lane or it might be Farber road, go another 9 miles and you should be fine.
3. Remember if you are in traffic, it is your husband's fault for not taking a better way.
4. Sometimes a wife will come home, get a sexy new outfit and try out some new positions. A husband tells his friend this and he in turn says, my wife nags and complains while I am driving. The other will be jealous, mine doesn't maybe she doesn't care.
5. Men love women complaining about what has happened and was done wrong, as opposed to what can be done now. It's like a woman saying, my friend Sylvia's husband has invested in the stock market and made over 200 thousand dollars, wouldn't it be great if we had that money and then, Bob, why would you put the money in the stock market, we can't afford to lose 7,000
6. Some suggested these disputes would end with navigation but adjustments are easily made. Art, why did you use MapQuest, it's taking us on this crazy road, it's taking so long, you realize if we just took Route 16, we would have been there a 1/2 hour ago or do you know where you are going, why didn't you just printout directions instead of trying to find your way now.
1. You must never give actual directions. Comments such as make a left at the school, take Rider Road for a mile and that will put you back on Route 15 are absolutely prohibited.
2. You can comment that men never stop for directions; however, you must never get the directions yourself if there is a stop. Well maam, you go 2 maybe 3 miles, make either the 3rd or 4th right, go past the old schoolhouse, and then under the overpass and over the underpass, take a right at I think Barksely Lane or it might be Farber road, go another 9 miles and you should be fine.
3. Remember if you are in traffic, it is your husband's fault for not taking a better way.
4. Sometimes a wife will come home, get a sexy new outfit and try out some new positions. A husband tells his friend this and he in turn says, my wife nags and complains while I am driving. The other will be jealous, mine doesn't maybe she doesn't care.
5. Men love women complaining about what has happened and was done wrong, as opposed to what can be done now. It's like a woman saying, my friend Sylvia's husband has invested in the stock market and made over 200 thousand dollars, wouldn't it be great if we had that money and then, Bob, why would you put the money in the stock market, we can't afford to lose 7,000
6. Some suggested these disputes would end with navigation but adjustments are easily made. Art, why did you use MapQuest, it's taking us on this crazy road, it's taking so long, you realize if we just took Route 16, we would have been there a 1/2 hour ago or do you know where you are going, why didn't you just printout directions instead of trying to find your way now.
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