i just realized that i am having an affair... :o
this morning i was thinking about my behavior as of late, and i realized a few things...
im doing things with my affair partner that i never used to do for my wife... i write her love notes, i buy her things... i seek her affection...
i text her a lot. actually, now that i think about it, i am ALWAYS texting her. i have never done that with my wife. but here we are, constantly texting each other all day long. i guard my phone a lot because... well, the texts are pretty graphic. ok, i guess you could say its "sexting."
thinking about how much i think about her, i realize that i am definitely in the "fog". im stealing time away from home in order to be with her. she often meets me during lunch, and after work. i usually spend an hour or so with her before i even go home!
this girl is FAR more interesting than my wife was! and im ashamed to say, i treat her far better than i ever used to treat my wife... maybe thats why we get along so well?
we recently went on a date... it wasnt too long because i didnt want to be out to late, but we had the most amazing time. we went to a mirror maze and got lost a few times, then we played this lazer game where you have to crawl through these green lazers and try not to touch one, and press some buttons on the wall in sequence. i really enjoyed having fun with her... and i REALLY enjoyed watching her crawl through the lazers... especially from behind... ;)
later we played mini golf. she beat me pretty bad, but i didnt care, i was having so much fun! then we played some speed game where you have to run around hitting buttons. my wife could never do stuff like that, her fibromyalgia always prevented her from being able to run around and being active.
so yeah, unusual absences from home, phone guarding, the "fog"...
it all started so innocently... just talking about our marriages... i complained about mine, she complained about hers. it was nice to finally have someone to listen. she thought so too... we both had the same problems!
im not sure how i am going to break it to my wife that i am having an affair with her. i hope she doesnt get too upset with me...
...since my wife herself is the one i am having an affair with!
:D:D:D
this morning i was thinking about my behavior as of late, and i realized a few things...
im doing things with my affair partner that i never used to do for my wife... i write her love notes, i buy her things... i seek her affection...
i text her a lot. actually, now that i think about it, i am ALWAYS texting her. i have never done that with my wife. but here we are, constantly texting each other all day long. i guard my phone a lot because... well, the texts are pretty graphic. ok, i guess you could say its "sexting."
thinking about how much i think about her, i realize that i am definitely in the "fog". im stealing time away from home in order to be with her. she often meets me during lunch, and after work. i usually spend an hour or so with her before i even go home!
this girl is FAR more interesting than my wife was! and im ashamed to say, i treat her far better than i ever used to treat my wife... maybe thats why we get along so well?
we recently went on a date... it wasnt too long because i didnt want to be out to late, but we had the most amazing time. we went to a mirror maze and got lost a few times, then we played this lazer game where you have to crawl through these green lazers and try not to touch one, and press some buttons on the wall in sequence. i really enjoyed having fun with her... and i REALLY enjoyed watching her crawl through the lazers... especially from behind... ;)
later we played mini golf. she beat me pretty bad, but i didnt care, i was having so much fun! then we played some speed game where you have to run around hitting buttons. my wife could never do stuff like that, her fibromyalgia always prevented her from being able to run around and being active.
so yeah, unusual absences from home, phone guarding, the "fog"...
it all started so innocently... just talking about our marriages... i complained about mine, she complained about hers. it was nice to finally have someone to listen. she thought so too... we both had the same problems!
im not sure how i am going to break it to my wife that i am having an affair with her. i hope she doesnt get too upset with me...
...since my wife herself is the one i am having an affair with!
:D:D:D
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