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Anybody else on here has a worse sex life than me?

Ok I believe my sex life, the past and the future and the present is one of the worst in the world!
Heres the deal. I am 20 years old, NEVER done anything sexual in my life! Not even kissed or touched a girl in a way sexual! There is good reason for that. I am pig ugly that why. I feel like i am basically designed to not have sex. Starting with my head, my face is ugly, reason is cos i have long hairy eyebrows, a big lose, massive earlobes, a small chin, crappy unmanageable hair which is going bald at the age of 20! acne scars all over my face and uneven skin tone. Then my torso, well, i have massive ugly pointy nipples, extremely hairy body, abs, arms, etc.. severe acne scars all over my body. All the same goes to my legs. Now my dick. Its tiny, my foreskin wont fully retract, hairy balls, there are some white spots on my dick which makes it look like i have some sort of STD even though i have never even seen a girl naked. Now sexually frustrated and disappointed, i decided to see an escort, and guess what! ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!! Thats right, at the age of 20 i have erec tile dysfunction. Now you are probably thinking, well thats unlucky mate, but just take some viagra, guess theres nothing else i can do. But oh no, its doesnt end there! this isnt any normal kind of erectile dysfunction. This is a special kind of ED called Porn Induced ED. Which is a very new disease which is not even medically recognised. SO there isnt a medication for this! The only was to apparently cure this is by going through a reboot and rewire phase where you have to go for months (6+) doing no porn, no masturbation and no orgasm. Think of how hard it is for a 20 year old boy to go without any kind of sexual release what so ever, and now think of doing that for 6 months!! or more!! and that wont do it, you have to rewire to a real girl after this by doing sexual activities with her for a month or so. Now tell me, what kind of girl would become the GF of a boy like me? NOONE!
So it looks like, i am never going to cure this ED therefore i might not ever have sex in my life. So i am never gonig to experiacne the greatest pleasure mankind can have. IS there any point in me living?




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