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I am saddened to report that at 8:12 AM, humanbecoming was found floating at the top. We know it was human as he was larger than the others, darting about somewhat erratically like a crazed aquatic lemur in search of an attractive bush.

His body was spotted and reported by a young child on her way to the eating arena.

We are all dismayed at the loss of human. He was a community player, keeping his stripes clean, and always willing to loan a fin.

Burial will be at sea, with Capt. B. A. Danio officiating.

Contributions may be made to the Drerio Fish Sperm Preservation Memorial Find.

RIP.




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