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Breaking News: Rich, Skanky XW Makes Engagement Announcement

Just received a phone call from my College Senior son who relayed news to me of my rich, skanky XW's announcement of her pending engagement to her live-in BF.

It seems that she called my son to gently break the news to me, not wanting me to suffer irreparable shock from finding out all about it on FB .

I informed him that anything that that woman does is not a surprise to me ,and applauding this new guy as much better able to deal with her naturally born dope addicts and tattoo mavens(her convicts, not mine)than I could ever hope to be.

I'll give the guy no more than 5 years to tire of the same of the same things I did; and/or rich, skanky XW will tire of repetition in the boudoir, and will then seek out conjugal pleasure on "road trips," to see the same or other BF hook-ups that she's made on FB!

After all, she's got a rich track record of cheating around on all of her husbands, living or not!

One last thing, Darlin': Make good and sure that Husband No. 3 properly inks the prenup ~ if he needs help with finding out where to sign, just send him on over and I'll be more than thrilled to show him exactly where!

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