You ever been watching TV and on comes a really irritating commercial and you want to write in to the company and ask, "Seriously?".
I have three that I can't stand.
1. It's that lady from that Philips laxative that jumps on a bus and asks if there's anyone who has bad gas, diarrhea, constipation or bloating? Or she walks up to a lady in a pharmacy and says, "constipated?" I wish someone would tell her to get the F out of here you perv!
2. That Maxwell pig from that insurance company that carries a smart phone and he has no pocket mind you. I would love to chase him down, put him on a spit and roast his ass.
3. The English chick selling toilet paper and has to give you instructions on how to wipe your butt and then says "Lets talk about your bum." I'd like to say to her, "you first."
Next?
I have three that I can't stand.
1. It's that lady from that Philips laxative that jumps on a bus and asks if there's anyone who has bad gas, diarrhea, constipation or bloating? Or she walks up to a lady in a pharmacy and says, "constipated?" I wish someone would tell her to get the F out of here you perv!
2. That Maxwell pig from that insurance company that carries a smart phone and he has no pocket mind you. I would love to chase him down, put him on a spit and roast his ass.
3. The English chick selling toilet paper and has to give you instructions on how to wipe your butt and then says "Lets talk about your bum." I'd like to say to her, "you first."
Next?
Put the internet to work for you.
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