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I want to steal my friends guinea pig

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My friend has a really nice Guinea pig called Lawson. Every time Im round his house they play together and they get so close and cuddly and it makes me furious. I dont understand why I just hate it. The other day after seeing them together I went to the bottle bank and jumped on all the broken glass on the floor for 20 minutes because I was so angry.

I want it to love me. Im sick of people loving other people and not me. It shall love me, My Lawson. I dressed in all black the other night and went to my friends house to try and get to Lawson but then I paused, why am I doing this? I dont want to hurt Lawson or upset him, but I want him to be mine.

I went back the next night dressed in all black again but saw my friend nd lawson throughthe window cuddling. I burst into a violent rage again and smashed my friends wind screen.

He told me today that some guy dressed as a ninja broke his wind screen and ran away so now im worried he knows its me, what if he also knows about my desire for Lawson. Im scared. I just wish he was mine. My Lawson. I wont take him. Hes not for me.

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