The Language of Love

Found an interesting article today: http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-a...nship-advice-1 My boyfriend and I have our own language that has evolved through text and in-person conversation. I personally like knowing that we are in total understanding of eachother when usin certain words, especially if we think out iterations spun more appropriate :D He finds it cute, though we tend not to use our language in public as kit to look crazy. Examples I tend to alter verbs, nouns and make things randomly plural Go to the toilet -> Goes a loo loo, needs a loo loo Go to sleep -> Goes a Sleepies Penis-> Cakestack (we were talking about common euphemisms and jokingly envisioned something nonsensical and innocent resembling a phallus, like a 'stack of cakes or something?' and it just... stuck) Vagina-> Tastyfish. (whilst a fishy vagina would usually be unpleasant he has a thing for seafood so it's kind of ironic I suppose) Orgasm-> Sparkly @_@ To smoke a joint-> Spliffy doo da time Cum-> Makes/made the messy To eat noodles -> Nüdly Nüdly (I love japanese culture and he lived in Hong King so we eat ALOT of noodles. It is an occasion to go prepare noodles) I also speak German so the u with an umlaut has become very appealing to me, thus deemed appropriate. Favorite food -> Nomnoms etc etc Sometimes I dont even realise I'm talking like that, but I suppose so feel comfortable sounding like a retard because we're so close. He finds him self referring to the Loo Loo even when in a quite serious mood XD He has also subconsciously adopted the pluralising things needlessly lol Any other nutters out there do this?

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