Need your critique on Cheaterville posting.

Cantthinkstraight has inspired me to at least make a draft of posting the POSOM on Cheaterville. I was especially impressed with the part where he posts as the POSOM describing himself and I stole his idea. Of course, I've got a lot to think about before I would post this because I am a year and a half into R. Otherwise I would have done this a long time ago. Thoughts, suggestions please. Hello, I'm ****** Don't let my Gomer Pyle appearance fool you. And don't worry about me being married - for almost 25 years. I might not be the smartest guy in the world, but I'm a player. Let me tell you about my last conquest; my wife's best friend. She's been married even longer than I have (lol). I used my wife's friendship with her to learn all about her. After lusting after her for years, I patiently waited until her marriage was having problems and then, bam, I made my move. Man it was great. We had sex everywhere. In my house, in her house, in my truck, in her mother's house, hotels. When my clueless wife invited her over for get-togethers, we'd share secret looks and I'd look for ways to cop a feel behind her back. I got her to text me naked pictures and one time I even tried her to talk her into doing a threesome with a buddy of mine. She wouldn't, but you can't blame a guy for trying (lol). We had a blast. We Facebooked each other almost every day. I told her I loved her of course. But mostly I talked about the sex we had and my sex fantasies about her and me with another woman. I bragged to her about how proud I was to be shtooping her husband's woman and how she'd do anything for me sexually. I told her I couldn't wait to tell him to his face. Man, I called him every name in the book and let my wife have it as well. We shared all our marital secrets, in and out of the bedroom. I'd be sure to let her know when I had sex with my wife, because I'm just honest like that. But I told l her that when I did, I pretended it was her (lol). But the funniest thing, she thought I'd actually leave my wife for her. I told her my wife would take me to the cleaners if she found out, so she needed to be patient until "I got things in order" (lol). I was able to string her along for almost two years – before my wife found my phone records. But no problem, I convinced her it was just a friendship. She had no real proof, so she bought it. And she didn't even tell her husband about it! So we stayed in touch for several more weeks – until her husband found my texts on her phone. Then he found my Facebook e-mail messages to her; all 3600 of them. I thought that once they were deleted they were gone, but her husband is some type of computer geek and recovered them. What a bummer. I dropped her like a hot potato of course. But the good news is, despite her husband sending all those e-mails and a letter to my wife, my wife believes anything I tell her. In fact my wife still wants to be friends with her, but her husband demanded they stop contact. Can you believe that? So, that's why I'm a player. Almost no consequences from this last go round and next time I'll be even more careful. Who's ready for action?

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