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I'm making my boyfriend fat!

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I'm a happy size 18 and I've always been a big girl at heart. I love food, especially chocolate. I could do with some now actually! I love having a takeaway once or twice a week. My boyfriend is like the complete physical opposite of me. He keeps fit, works out and is following a program so he'll look great when we go to the Maldives in the summer. I really want a nice big photo album of us sharing our happiest moments!

Now that it's winter, I'm eating more than ever. I've lost count how many chocolate bars I've eaten today. I love going to gregs and buying a bag of sausage rolls to warm up later. I'll buy a box of cakes while I'm there too.

Thing is, all this food isn't helping my boyfriend and his training at all. I'm always in the kitchen baking cakes or making some Greek dishes from my new cookbook he bought me for Christmas! I can eat a good four servings, and save the rest in the fridge for later.

He'll ask me if there's anything healthy to eat and I say to him no there isn't, as I can't deal with salad in this weather. He seems to think that I should make him healthy food when I said to him that I'm going nowhere near a salad until the summer.

He can't cook. He can barely make beans on toast. So as he doesn't have much alternative, he's eating the 'healthy' parts of my cooking, which isn't a lot at all. He's put on about a stone in the last month and doesn't go to the gym anymore.

He seems unhappy and moody all the time. I think he'll end up leaving me for someone thinner. If that's the case, I'll just get pregnant and cripple him. I am serious. He needs to learn how to cook...

What do you think? I'm confused. :confused:

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