Sung to the tune of "God rest ye merry, Gentleman"
My cheating wife said "Gentlemen, do you wanna come inside?"
They all nodded in favor, one by one, with little pride
I came home from work early, and I was in for a surprise
My findings didn't bring me any joy,
"Don't act coy, boy ol, boy,
My emotions simply ain't a toy"
My cheating wife said she was sorry but kept her secrets well,
Made me feel like sh1t because I bought what she would sell
"I'm sorry, I love you, there is nothing more to tell
Trusted her I did, what a fool,
Feel of the wool,
My eyes closed, I'm in a swoon
My cheating wife liked her cake while I supplied the milk
Her words and actions scripted, like the feel of smooth silk
However TAM let me know all the truths about her ilk
"Spy, hunt and dig up what you can
Time to be a man
Don't wait, act on this plan"
My cheating wife began to tire at my constant nag
She used to gloat about her lies, sometimes even brag
But she became unhinged when caught her in my trap
Now here comes the tears from the Nile
Ala Crocodile
No longer could she lie with smiles
My cheating wife pretended like she never had loved me
Course this wasn't the case when she went on shopping spree's
Now she tell's everyone that she is finally free
"Close the front door when you leave"
Amen to me
First time in months that I can breathe
Me cheating ex wife came back for things that she had left behind
"here's your bill's, your laundry and not the TV, that is mine"
She said she'd screw everyman this side the Dixie line
So I said to her enjoy your new vice
"Why'd you say it twice?"
"I didn't, that's the echo, wait for thrice"
My cheating wife said "Gentlemen, do you wanna come inside?"
They all nodded in favor, one by one, with little pride
I came home from work early, and I was in for a surprise
My findings didn't bring me any joy,
"Don't act coy, boy ol, boy,
My emotions simply ain't a toy"
My cheating wife said she was sorry but kept her secrets well,
Made me feel like sh1t because I bought what she would sell
"I'm sorry, I love you, there is nothing more to tell
Trusted her I did, what a fool,
Feel of the wool,
My eyes closed, I'm in a swoon
My cheating wife liked her cake while I supplied the milk
Her words and actions scripted, like the feel of smooth silk
However TAM let me know all the truths about her ilk
"Spy, hunt and dig up what you can
Time to be a man
Don't wait, act on this plan"
My cheating wife began to tire at my constant nag
She used to gloat about her lies, sometimes even brag
But she became unhinged when caught her in my trap
Now here comes the tears from the Nile
Ala Crocodile
No longer could she lie with smiles
My cheating wife pretended like she never had loved me
Course this wasn't the case when she went on shopping spree's
Now she tell's everyone that she is finally free
"Close the front door when you leave"
Amen to me
First time in months that I can breathe
Me cheating ex wife came back for things that she had left behind
"here's your bill's, your laundry and not the TV, that is mine"
She said she'd screw everyman this side the Dixie line
So I said to her enjoy your new vice
"Why'd you say it twice?"
"I didn't, that's the echo, wait for thrice"
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