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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer... The bartender throws the string out saying; "We don't serve strings here!" The string thinks for a minute, ties itself in a knot and teases it's ends and walks back into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says: "Hey, aren't you that string I just threw out of here?" String replies: " Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"

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