For the Ladies...

Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

There goes my old Ex-husband,
With his dirty skanky ho
And if you ever saw her
You would even say it show's

All of the other ladies,
Used to like his A plus game
That's why I used to love him
Even when he worked real late

The one foggy D-day eve,
Some man came to say
"Hey there with your hidden plight,
Do you know where he is tonight"

After the Divorce was final
with more than half going to me
I said to him as he moved out
" Good luck with that STD!!!!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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