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So I broke up with my girlfriend of about five years for a few reasons. One major one is that our sex life was pretty boring. Very vanilla - she never initiates, only likes two "positions" , very seldom kisses me, and never goes down on me.

So we broke up, and I moved to another city about 1000 miles away.

Well one day I came home and she was on my doorstep - she was begging me to take her back. She more or less forced her way into my place. She reminded my of all the good parts of our relationship, told me she loved me, told me that she would change, etc.

Well, we ended up in bed, and I decided to test her "willingness to change". But she said to me, "I am saving that for the man I marry". Well, I accepted that. in fact, I thought it was kind of honorable of her to save something for the man she marries.

Well, long story short, I became the man who married her.
A few months after we were married, one night, I kind of let her know what I was hoping for... Her response - "I don't like doing that... I'm not comfortable doing that... Don't ask for that again".
(I actually cried that night.)

Well, time goes on. Now it is many years later, nothing's changed. Our sex life is boring. We don't sleep in the same room together. I think it my be time for me to leave.

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