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A single step

The beginning of the longest journey is the taking of a single step.


Chapter One
Wherein we meet the cast

My name is John. I am approaching my tenth anniversary. My litmus for success is very simple.
If you could go back and do it again, would you?
Without question and without hesitation I would go back and do it again. Of course there are little things I would change. I can be an idiot sometimes. If I had the chance to go back in time, I would still marry my wife. Without further ado, the introductions.

Husband and narrator: Both played by me. I wanted Morgan Freeman as narrator, but no dice.
Wife: Laurie
Oldest child: Hunter
Middle child: Olivia
Youngest child: Jeremiah aka Frog


Chapter 1A
Where am I now?

Again, my name is John. I am 31, and I am approaching my tenth anniversary. My wife is 31 as well, however, I am an old man while she retains her youth. She tells me this is because I am six months older then she is. She also tells me that if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. I'm inclined to believe her on both counts. We have three children, currently 10, 7 and 1. However, the two younger ones have birthdays in July, so the ages will be changing shortly. I met my wife in the spring of 2000. I was 18 at the time, and she was either 17 or 18. We were married in 2003. I currently reside in the Tampa Bay area. I believe that my greatest asset is my sense of humor. You can go through life laughing or crying. I choose to laugh. And if I can get anyone else to laugh with me, all the better. If I had to describe myself in one sentence I think the following fits me pretty well :
I am the second biggest dork you will ever meet.
Enough about me. The show must go on.




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