An observation about the friend zone

Ok kids. What I'm about to write about is going to probably ruffle a few feathers. If you get offended, Deal with it. The friend zone is devised by women in order to keep the dating game permanently rigged in their favour. By friendzoning guys, they can have the priviledge of a close male without the obligation of sexual favours. Meanwhile, the men that get friendzoned are slowly dying inside as their feelings are unrequited and they're expected to clean up the mess everytime the love of their life gets dumped on by another guy. Ladies, you can lie to men but please don't lie to yourselves. The friendzone is your way of having men at your beck and call without having to treat them as a boyfriend. If a friendzoned guy starts being a prick towards you, it's because he realised that his romantic efforts are better invested in someone who wants to be with them instead of dealing with your asinine crap on a daily basis. Now for the guys. If you get friendzoned, Be a prick. Don't play the distance card. Don't whine about it. Just be a prick. If she want to talk to you about what her latest boyfriend has done to hurt her, simply say: "I'd love to talk about how your boyfriend cheated on you for the 271,548th time but I'm on a date with a woman who's fantasising about me naked as we speak" If she asks you to do something, tell her: "I'm sorry, but playing Halo with my friends, eating pizza and drinking beer is a better investment of my time than helping you move a bookcase" Furthermore, if she attacks you for being a jerk after she friendzoned you, just reply with: "I understand that you friendzoned me because I didn't measure up to your stupidly high standards of what you want in a man. While I was disappointed in being friendzoned, it's inspired me to find women who think I'm the perfect guy for them"

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