Proposed alternative to modernize marriage

1. House - If we split the house will be appraised, we flip a coin who stays and the winner buys out the loser. Current value of any improvements made will be reflected in the appraisal

2. Kids - Joint custody with the agreed schedule described herein...

You keep the bratty one I get the top student with the manners. LOL

3. Retirement - Hands off yours is yours mine is mine. IF youre a loser too bad for you not my problem

4. Sex - We shall do the deed x times per week or you have to pay for an escort for me and watch

5. Romance - Cant stop EVER!

There it is folks. Pure genius :D

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