I usually post in the LaD section but I'm not completely sure where this one would even go. I have been on some weird dates since November. This one.... well it is in my top three immediately. I will admit this date really never had potential before it started but I was curious about her from the phone chats we had leading up to the date. My doctorate 2B is in the psychology field so curiosity got the better of me.
We met at a country restaurant for home cooking (Southern thing). She walked out of her tow truck (doesn't tow but she just likes how it drives) sporting six pounds of make-up, fire engine red lipstick, bright yellow shirt and platinum blond hair. Before going in she wanted to show me her gun. I showed her my credentials (federal employee) and my weapon as well.
While eating, these topics arose.....
1-Her family is buying up land around where they live because they can't stand people. Cell towers transmit subliminal messages..... Oddly though, her whole family has them (cell phones) hmmmm
2-She would draw pictures of people hanging from trees with a noose, with black cats under the dead body..... She was sent to have a psychological in school, didn't understand why..... Ummm I do
3-Her mom cooks a well balanced meal for her and the dogs, while she eats cat food and sardines..... "So.... do you have many suitors frequent your doorstep?"
4-"Momma don't like visitors, she'll run 'em off." Doubt that would require much effort
5-She had one LTR, she referred to him as Corporal Buttplug.... I didn't ask why
6-She hopes to see the return of the Roman Empire.... I just scratched my head
7-Her favorite movie is the Exorcist ...... I wasn't shocked at all
8-She works in a slaughterhouse and loves it. Blood doesn't faze her..... BTW we met on Match
9-Her dad lives away and resides semi-underground in a school bus and has considered this as well..... She is someone's dissertation in waiting
10-Her favorite band is Slayer..... by this time I'm almost starting to laugh. Her second favorite was Air Supply..... funny I felt like I was at work all of a sudden (I talk to BSC people)
11-She doesn't have cable hook-up in her room but it was okay, she watches DVDs. The same 50 DVDs over and over and over......
12-She did say she watches porn.... anime porn
I'll stop there. The last time I was on the dating scene was the first half of 1997. Minus a handful of dates between my D and my now x g/f. I guess dating and people have changed. In my early-mid 20s I dated women in the 35-44 group. They were exciting, fun to be around, grounded, matter of fact. The 35-44 group I have dated this time around...... not the same. One great thing... this girl doesn't have any kids (THANK GOD). She lives in the mountains (bet some guessed this by now) and I mentioned I would appreciate an email on Match to let me know she made it home safe. "Just listen to the trees, they will tell you." For some reason I wanted to hear "Shooting Star" from Bad Company.
My pop dealt with some strange cronies in his line of work. He would tell me about some of them. I would be in amazement. Too bad he is no longer here or his jaw would have dropped
We met at a country restaurant for home cooking (Southern thing). She walked out of her tow truck (doesn't tow but she just likes how it drives) sporting six pounds of make-up, fire engine red lipstick, bright yellow shirt and platinum blond hair. Before going in she wanted to show me her gun. I showed her my credentials (federal employee) and my weapon as well.
While eating, these topics arose.....
1-Her family is buying up land around where they live because they can't stand people. Cell towers transmit subliminal messages..... Oddly though, her whole family has them (cell phones) hmmmm
2-She would draw pictures of people hanging from trees with a noose, with black cats under the dead body..... She was sent to have a psychological in school, didn't understand why..... Ummm I do
3-Her mom cooks a well balanced meal for her and the dogs, while she eats cat food and sardines..... "So.... do you have many suitors frequent your doorstep?"
4-"Momma don't like visitors, she'll run 'em off." Doubt that would require much effort
5-She had one LTR, she referred to him as Corporal Buttplug.... I didn't ask why
6-She hopes to see the return of the Roman Empire.... I just scratched my head
7-Her favorite movie is the Exorcist ...... I wasn't shocked at all
8-She works in a slaughterhouse and loves it. Blood doesn't faze her..... BTW we met on Match
9-Her dad lives away and resides semi-underground in a school bus and has considered this as well..... She is someone's dissertation in waiting
10-Her favorite band is Slayer..... by this time I'm almost starting to laugh. Her second favorite was Air Supply..... funny I felt like I was at work all of a sudden (I talk to BSC people)
11-She doesn't have cable hook-up in her room but it was okay, she watches DVDs. The same 50 DVDs over and over and over......
12-She did say she watches porn.... anime porn
I'll stop there. The last time I was on the dating scene was the first half of 1997. Minus a handful of dates between my D and my now x g/f. I guess dating and people have changed. In my early-mid 20s I dated women in the 35-44 group. They were exciting, fun to be around, grounded, matter of fact. The 35-44 group I have dated this time around...... not the same. One great thing... this girl doesn't have any kids (THANK GOD). She lives in the mountains (bet some guessed this by now) and I mentioned I would appreciate an email on Match to let me know she made it home safe. "Just listen to the trees, they will tell you." For some reason I wanted to hear "Shooting Star" from Bad Company.
My pop dealt with some strange cronies in his line of work. He would tell me about some of them. I would be in amazement. Too bad he is no longer here or his jaw would have dropped
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