Every year I go thru the same thing. When football games come around, it seems that women become more conversant.
Tonight I first put on the Texas A&M vs South Carolina game. Over the course of about 10 minutes:
What's that thing on the field? (a palmetto tree)
What? (Its the state symbol of SC)
Whats the other thing? (that SC Game**** emblem. At this point I refuse to further discuss why the Game**** is their mascot, as we've been over it so many times already)
Got your Game**** on? (an actual laugh)
That guy looks like he's wearing leggings.
He's a big fattie.
Why is it so dark in Texas? (because its in South Carolina)
Are they allowed to drive those carts on the field? (could you carry that guy?)
This says there are trains with explosive oil coming thru here (reading from her computer)
Look at this puppy. (he is cute, alright)
Why is that women can sit tightlipped thru 2 hours of Downton Abbey, and hiss like a venomous cat if you yawn, then turn into Truman Capote on speed when football comes on?
Tonight I first put on the Texas A&M vs South Carolina game. Over the course of about 10 minutes:
What's that thing on the field? (a palmetto tree)
What? (Its the state symbol of SC)
Whats the other thing? (that SC Game**** emblem. At this point I refuse to further discuss why the Game**** is their mascot, as we've been over it so many times already)
Got your Game**** on? (an actual laugh)
That guy looks like he's wearing leggings.
He's a big fattie.
Why is it so dark in Texas? (because its in South Carolina)
Are they allowed to drive those carts on the field? (could you carry that guy?)
This says there are trains with explosive oil coming thru here (reading from her computer)
Look at this puppy. (he is cute, alright)
Why is that women can sit tightlipped thru 2 hours of Downton Abbey, and hiss like a venomous cat if you yawn, then turn into Truman Capote on speed when football comes on?
Put the internet to work for you.
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