So my 72 yr old wf and I were talking about our retirement. I wasn't sure we had enough to retire. she said we did and wanted to show me.
We get in the car and drive about 2 miles and past an apartment complex. She says see that? We own them.
We drive further past a large shopping center. she says see that? we own it
Then we drive past an industrial park. same thing again. we own that.
so i said how did we get all of this? She says, well, every time we had sex I put money in a jar. And when I had enough for a down payment, I'd buy it.
I started crying. She said why are you crying. I said I'm crying because if I knew you were saving money every time we had sex, I'd given you all my business!!
We get in the car and drive about 2 miles and past an apartment complex. She says see that? We own them.
We drive further past a large shopping center. she says see that? we own it
Then we drive past an industrial park. same thing again. we own that.
so i said how did we get all of this? She says, well, every time we had sex I put money in a jar. And when I had enough for a down payment, I'd buy it.
I started crying. She said why are you crying. I said I'm crying because if I knew you were saving money every time we had sex, I'd given you all my business!!
Put the internet to work for you.
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