Got kicked out of a party yesterday

So yesterday I went to a house party where I didn't know anyone because I was a "plus one". I went with a friend of mine and I had a fart that could go either way. I decided to air on the side of caution and test it out in the toilet... As I sit down I hear someone trying to open the toilet door, and a few seconds later the lock rips off the door and the host of the party is staring at me sitting on her toilet. "Are you ****ing taking a **** in my house!" she yells as she reaches for some toilet paper, over my head as I am perched on her precious throne. She doesn't give me time to explain my 50/50 fart problem, and just leaves the bathroom with the door still wide open yelling "somebody's taking a ****ing **** in my house!" Well **** this I thought, might as well commit the crime I've been accused of. So I tried as hard as I could to muster the smelliest and filthiest **** I have ever taken with my left foot pinned against the door. I shortly left afterwards, its hard to recover from being the guy who "took a ****ing **** in my house!" So my question... is it really that big of a deal? Obviously I didn't get literally kicked out, but I felt pressured to leave. It didn't bother me too much but just got me thinking really.

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