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The loudest orgasam ever?

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This may well be in the wrong place so feel free to move.

I've just moved into a new place with some fairly nice people and it's damn cheap so y'know...win, right?

Wrong, oh so very, very wrong. I live with three other people, two of which a couple. Said couple are very affectionate and show this affection often and scream their mutual satisfaction at decibels previously unheard in domestic settings. To the point where I thought it was a joke the first time but the other person that lives here said the next morning, and I quote "that'll be your initiation then".

It's all the time at ever increasing volume! Now, don't get me wrong I've been with the same person for four years and if there's a way to get our rocks off we've tried it (with personal caveats of course) and I've heard other people have sex and had other people hear me having sex plenty of times but this is mental, honestly.

There is a whole dirty talk issue that is just too much to go into detail without a trigger warning.

I've said to them, in what I thought was fairly reasonable terms, that while I have no intention of shaming them for getting it on. If they're having earth shattering sex every time they get it on then I'll have what their having but could they at least try to think about how much we can hear but they just laughed it off. Then they ask for a blanket 2300 limit on music?! Are they for real?!

Am I being a prude? Should I just get on with it? I'd ask to join in but...just...ew.

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