If you're a virgin; it's because you don't deadlift.

It's simple really. Every virgin I know probably does go to the gym for 2 weeks and then does outdoor running for the rest of the time, or no exercise at all. You give up on exercise, you give up on banging. I deadlift 3 plates, which is almost twice my body weight. And i've slept with 17 women. What does that tell you? Listen to me virgins, get down the gym. Begin with Starting Strength if you don't know where to start. And make sure your work out includes deadlifts. What is the point doing chest and biceps 3 times a week and then running on the treadmill for 5 minutes? Squat too, bitches. Before you think this is a joke thread - look around you, there is an OBVIOUS correlation between those who are virgins, and those who don't deadlift. It's because they are nerdy, miserable, lack motivation, which women finds boring and stay at home and drink fosters sexy? :S Yet most of the brothers at the gym, have all been laid. Good body, good dedication, and good feelings about themselves and life. If you can constantly deadlift, increase your lifts routinely, it shows commitment and commitment to deadlifts = commitment to women. Thus we are the best lovers, boyfriends, and the strong girthy alpha-males who will protect, love and deeply satisfy our personal bitches.

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