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I **** myself at gf's house...

To give people a bit of background knowledge on my situation, I am white and my girlfriend is Indian. We have been together for 6 months and we're both 23 years old. Her parents were moderately strict but are now fine with us having a relationship.

So today was supposed to be the first time I went to her parents house for dinner. It started off great because we were talking and I learnt a lot about her parents and I felt we were becoming more comfortable with each other.

Anyway we ate very, very spicy chicken curry and it was alright at first.. but after around 15 minutes or so I started to get some REALLY BAD stomach pains. I felt a fart coming on that could go either way, but didn't want to leave the table as I thought it might be a bit awkward during dinner. So I decided to let it go... silently... but to my horror it went the other way. I literally **** myself and I could feel it in my boxers.

No one seemed to notice, until her dad said "whats that smell?" in Hindi (I can understand a bit of hindi because I've been learning the language off movies, etc., but they didnt assume this). I tried to play it out as if I couldnt smell anything, but his dad got up and started investigating. And everyone else around the table covered their noses, so I assumed the smell was really bad...

So then her younger brother points to me and said "hes **** himself". I said I was sorry and went out the house immediately because I was so embarrassed...

I wish I had just gone to the toilet now.

I've tried texting/calling my gf but she isnt responding. Have I blown it with her? Will her parents forgive me? I feel like a fool.. is there anything I can do?

Serious replies only please, just general advice.




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