How do I prove to women I am a Diamond Broker to have sex/relationship with them?

Why not? :S i try to use it to my advantage. i dnt enjoy it much. i dread everyday. so i atleast want to get something good out of it like women. i know they like diamonds and i try to get most out of something which makes me unhappy. how can i get them to believe me. they never do. which is a compliment i suppose? i've even thought of brining proof on nights out (this is clubs at night) to show them i am. we dnt have the i.d cards or antyhing but im thinking of making my own with the company name, my picture, and occupation. i worry the the card will look wrong though. like im trying to hard. edit why thumb down red. i'm a very honest person. this isnt for angry jealous men to be horrible to me.

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