No "lovin" at home, No "lovin" at work..Same solution?

So, I've told my wife I want a sep and now just working on finding a place. Blah, blah. Now on to the important stuff. I work at a car dealership. Today we had a sweet a$$ Mustang traded in and I was going to buy it. Got a price, was doing the paperwork. The owner, who had agreed to the deal, comes up and says the people who buy our wholesale cars are having a fit and he can't sell me the car. WTF?!?!? I've worked for you for 12 years mother fracker!! You're going to let a freaking wholeseller tell you who you can or can't sell a car to? You can't take care of your employees even a little? After you got rid of our sick time? After all the empty "we're looking into a benefits package" promises?!!??! Well, guess what mother effer, when I gave you the keys to the mustang back I forgot to give you the fuxin key to the building and the safe too. But you'll be getting that back as soon as I find another job! Sorry, had to vent :D

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