Humorous Mother's Day cards for the WW

What "special" message would be in the card for your wayward wife? (or OW for the gals?) I pinched these from a couple of TAM regulars: Quote: Originally Posted by GutPunch (Post 1715474) Looking for Mothers Day cards is pretty tough. I cannot find any "You're a shi**y wife and OK mother" cards. I guess I'll go with the funny ones. Posted via Mobile Device Quote: Originally Posted by Bullwinkle (Post 1716361) I'm looking for one in a similar vein, maybe reads, "D and I were going to make you breakfast in bed but the guards wouldn't allow it." Not making light of infidelity - humor is one just way we cope. .

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