Product review for Veet for Men....

In what is the most amazing review of all time, I give you this one on Amazon for Veet for Men, a hair removal cream for manscaping. By mikethebign This review is for: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care) Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters Do get the occasional trim. New bird on the stage, nearly half my age My purchase a bit of a whim. The instruction book did not get a look I thought I knew how to use Veet Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower Spreading it liberally all over my meat. I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap Pushing the limits I'm sure I wanted to groom in the valley of doom Now my starfish is bleeding and raw. I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm Leaving me all of a fluster You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak With the heat from my genital cluster. Less grass on the wicket, but all's still not cricket It does add an inch or two A full week past, how long will it last? Still unable to sit, stand or poo. You may well cry but tears will dry, Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars, My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes So I'm happy to award it 5 stars.

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