Sup, so, going to greentext this (post in bullet points) because it's reached the point where I'm so much of a /b/tard I can't relay stories without using >arrows anymore. I feel like I ramble. Apologies for inconvenience.
>me
>16, almost 17
>Move last summer, to do first year of Sixth Form
>At last secondary I didn't go out with anybody, despite innumerable crushes, did nothing about them
>resign self to being the same until Uni
>fast forward January
>meet girl, we'll call her Carol (only have names because there's multiple people in this tragically pathetic tale)
>Carol seems cool, red hair (mega +), fairly cute
>5 days later, we're a couple
>I neglect her, we don't talk much and beyond a few kisses it doesn't get serious. We didn't even make out properly.
>6 weeks later, we break up, I don't know if either of us could care less. I couldn't, at least.
>Three weeks on, acting upon the advice of friend Ellie to stop being such a pussy, I decide to make a move on Poppy, the girl I sit next to in English Lit. She's perfect, 10/10.
>The move happens over snapchat rather by accident, as I send her a snap meant for Ellie. She agrees to go out with me, but is distant IRL.
>5 days fast forward again, it's over. "We aren't compatible"
>Blatant pity acceptance hurts bro. Didn't realise I was pathetic enough to warrant a pity acceptance.
>Ellie's been supportive of me all the way through, and I realise that I have feelings for her, which I quash because she's with another friend and I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship.
>In spite of supportiveness, still insists I find myself a gf
>egging me about who I have feelings for, because it isn't conceivable that I don't like anyone.
>concede that Jennifer, Carol's best friend, is attractive and seems nice. I don't really have any feelings for her though.
>this becomes that I have feelings for her
>insistent efforts to make me make her fall in love with me or somesuch nonsense
>during this I start chatting to a girl I met on facebook, amanda, on snapchat
>amanda goes to the next college along, we're hitting it off and I think I may have feelings for her. but we've never met.
tl;dr
1. How do I stop blowing my interactions with girls?
2. How do I stop falling in love with everyone sans penis?
3. How do I write in normal prose? Like, I have an English Exam in less than a month and I don't think my /b/tardation is going to cut it.
Put the internet to work for you.
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