Dates from Hell :D

SGW suggested this - I think it would be fun. Tell us about your kooky, weird, funny, horrific dates here. :D I'll start... Met a guy on match, seemed nice. Met him out for drinks, gallery crawl and walked to his office - he was a sales rep for an interior design company. It was cool - books and books of fabric swatches, tons of home accessory samples, etc. Seemed nice enough so we planned a day to tour some local wineries - planned out a list of 3 (they are an hour away plus a bit from each other) and planned to pack a picnic lunch. I don't recall if he asked me or I offered to bring desert, but FOOD was mentioned (not me as desert). I drive to his house, hand him the bite size fruit pastries, he opens the car door and I wait while he loads the car and off we go. Enjoy his company - at a stop sign he kisses me and it was nice. Finally around 3pm I mention we haven't stopped to eat, lets look for a good place to stop. He looks over his shoulder and says he forgot the food. REALLY??? WTF was he 'packing'? He remembered the BLANKET. He asked if I wanted to stop for fast food and I said no, let's just head back. I direct him to the nearest interstate. We get back around 4, he invites me in and puts the pastries on his kitchen counter. I sit down and he pounces. I do kiss him back but extricate myself and say time to go. I ask him (out of politeness) if he wants some of the pastries and he gets a plate out and loads it up with 3/4 of the little things and hands the container to me, kisses my cheek and off I go. I never heard from him again, nor did I want to. I have laughed over the "food-less picnic" and everything about how tacky it was for him to pack the blanket and 'forgot' the food, and not only not providing lunch, but taking more than half of the desert! It has become a famous story among my single friends and every now and then I'll be asked to tell the story to someone new to the dating arena. I guess he assumed I'd have sex with him - but WTF we had ONE 'date', which was our first meeting and hadn't even kissed until that DAY. :rofl:

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