I was walking home at night after a party and I was smoking some of dah swamp grass with a beer can in my hand. I was stumbling down the street when suddenly I fell into the sewers because someone left the mabhole open. I tried to jump out but then I realised I was too drunk to jump. I was in the shiz water and decided to follow where it was leading to. It suddenly got alot warmer and the tunnel got alot bigger then I realised. This aint no tunnel… this is a swamp… suddenly shrek jumped out the swamp water and dragged me under. He was fully sherect with his 67658383883783738 mile long dong. I felt the tip penatrate my lass as we floated to the surface. As I got to the surface shrek whispered in my ear "It won't be ogre for a while…" after 10 years of being anal massacred he finally shrecked all over my bluettits (He used his swamp powers to turn me into a smoking hot ogirl) then finally shouted "ROUND 2!" He brutally shreked my ass for hours until he made me luck his nips. Anf then I shreked all over my stomach and left with a sore lass (a nice one at that) and huge bluetits. The end
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