Dear Simran,
I know that you are confused. You do not know whether you are a troll or a human. You have the added complication of not knowing your sexuality. However, all I beg is that you keep my beloved Biryani out of this.
She will not be part of your harem, nor will she be your online mail order bride. SHE IS MINE. If you must play your twisted mind games and shatter everybody else's heart, please direct your attention elsewhere. This is not the hood and you can't go kerb crawling through the relationship section for street walkers.
I plead with you, don't take my Biryani :'(
Yours sincerly,
Dalek1099
Put the internet to work for you.
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