how bout a tale from my early sexual adventures to help break the ice.
When I was 17 I wanted to know what anal was lile...so like the genius I am I grab a hot dog outta the freezer and run up to my room. I strip naked and squat and insert the hot dog... hot dog somehow goes all the way up and gets stuck. So I'm squatting legs spread wide tryin to get the hot dog out. It comes out halfway right as my dad walks into my room then it falls out all the way.
we never spoke of that incident lol
When I was 17 I wanted to know what anal was lile...so like the genius I am I grab a hot dog outta the freezer and run up to my room. I strip naked and squat and insert the hot dog... hot dog somehow goes all the way up and gets stuck. So I'm squatting legs spread wide tryin to get the hot dog out. It comes out halfway right as my dad walks into my room then it falls out all the way.
we never spoke of that incident lol
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