Kind of want to shag a bouncer

I find the younger ones really sexy. I think it's the whole masculinity thing, how tall and well-built they are and everything. I've never seen a bouncer with a figure I didn't fancy. A lot of the time, they're better built and more manly looking than any of the guys you see in an actual bar or club. I've heard (and seen) that some bouncers can be quite mean, though (and that it's mainly aggressive people with power complexes who become bouncers) so is it probably best not to flirt with them? I'm always doing it on nights out, I'm not sure if I should stop or not. Can flirting with the nicer ones get me banned from a club? :o

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