Penis Reduction?

I am getting really tired of me penis falling in the water when I sit down to poop. Most of the time I just flop it up on the front of the seat, but sometimes it falls down and gets wet...which is no biggie unless I already dropped a log. On top of that the women @ wal-mart keep staring and pointing. It's downright embarrassing! And to top it off I can never get more than 1/2 way in when doing PIV sex with my wife. Oral is out, as she can't get her mouth around it! I'm fed up and looking for a fix. Anyone ever have a penile reduction?

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