Followed my girlfriend to a bar.

After weeks of suspecting my girlfriend of being up to something, after coming back late, not telling me where she was going, phone calls etc. I decided to follow her. When she left for the walk to work, I made sure I followed where she was going, without being seen. I noticed she wasn't following the usual way to work and was going a completely different way. This confirmed my suspicions. She walked into a bar. I followed her in. She went straight to the bar. They all knew her. I wondered what was going on. She turned to me. She said that she knew I had been following her and this was her secret. She said this was a bar she had been coming too for a while. Everyone knew her name. And everyone glad she came. The others chuckled. They all then burst into a song, along the lines of this. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same You wanna be where everybody knows Your name. You wanna go where people know, people are all the same, You wanna go where everybody knows your name. Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got; Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? All those night when you've got no lights, The check is in the mail; And your little angel Hung the cat up by it's tail; And your third fiance didn't show; Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to be where you can see, Our troubles are all the same; You want to be where everybody knows your name. Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead; The morning's looking bright; And your shrink ran off to Europe, And didn't even write; And your husband wants to be a girl; Be glad there's one place in the world Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to go where people know, People are all the same; You want to go where everybody knows your name. Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; Where everybody knows your name,

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