My next door neighbour clearly has problems. Normally hes completely normal. He goes to work, gives to charity, is nice to the old ladies in our block, but he loves winding me up and I'm sick of it.
He selectively cross dresses when my mates come over just to show off, and knocks on the door insinuating we're a couple and that I left my knickers at his (Im a guy btw), then hangs pairs of knickers over my front door because he knows it annoys me.
He recently drilled with an electric drill through the wall between our flats. When Ive clearly got a date round he makes silly noises through the hole and pushes breadsticks through it. Ive tried filling the holes but he just makes more when I go to work.
I would call the police but i feel sorry for him, he seems to just be a bit odd and it feels a bit harsh to potentially get him sectioned. I invited him over for coffee once to try and talk it through but he stripped off when I was in the kitchen so I came back to him undressed on all fours singing the Lion King song.
Any advice?
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