Not really looking for advice, just feel like talking.
I posted couple times regarding different issues and quite a few people said I was singing myself praise or not saying a good thing about my H. It must be the way I write on internet forum because although I have QUITE A BIT to vent regarding H's negativity (towards me), he is a good guy. I hope I write this one with a more humorous tone.
Yesterday H went hiking and encountered a BEAR (Mom with cub) in the park. He FREAKED OUT. Called me on the cell and portrayed himself as looking at death straight in the eyes. I at first was a little concerned but more research (online) revealed around this park that bear is often spotted and she has never harmed anyone, just looking for trash to dig thru. Anyways, last night I finally coaxed him into bed, but he was still talking about the @#$%& bear. I simply took off PJ and his shirt so FINALLY he got the hint. Unfortunately, he was soft. I gave the most awesome BJ in this galaxy, got him hard enough, then he started doing it so quickly I was like hey slow down. He frowned and said if he slowed down he would lose it, and he did. I went back to getting my jaw sore and revived the dead one more time, then he came so quickly I was like Ohhhhhhh.
So I said, hmmm, it's the bear scare. But I managed to sleep peacefully without going crazy over my h@$niness .
Today we had a pleasant lunch together and nice talks without fighting. Then I thought...why not....and downloaded the 30-day trial for Cialis (free), wrote a prescription (this has been done before. You can only get one month free every year and he was jumping at the good deal :D). He was very enthusiastic and we passed by the pharmacy on the way out. H said he saw the pharmacist snicker. I was like yeah right you know how many people fill that Rx daily?
In case there's any misunderstanding, this Rx is not in any way condescending or irritating to him. He might not be a physician like I am but he's a chemist and knows everything about drugs and completely pragmatic. I told him I might put a triple dose in his food and asked him how long he thinks it would last. Got a distorted painful expression.
Don't know when we can try it, the kid is always trying to sneak in bed. We'll see.
I posted couple times regarding different issues and quite a few people said I was singing myself praise or not saying a good thing about my H. It must be the way I write on internet forum because although I have QUITE A BIT to vent regarding H's negativity (towards me), he is a good guy. I hope I write this one with a more humorous tone.
Yesterday H went hiking and encountered a BEAR (Mom with cub) in the park. He FREAKED OUT. Called me on the cell and portrayed himself as looking at death straight in the eyes. I at first was a little concerned but more research (online) revealed around this park that bear is often spotted and she has never harmed anyone, just looking for trash to dig thru. Anyways, last night I finally coaxed him into bed, but he was still talking about the @#$%& bear. I simply took off PJ and his shirt so FINALLY he got the hint. Unfortunately, he was soft. I gave the most awesome BJ in this galaxy, got him hard enough, then he started doing it so quickly I was like hey slow down. He frowned and said if he slowed down he would lose it, and he did. I went back to getting my jaw sore and revived the dead one more time, then he came so quickly I was like Ohhhhhhh.
So I said, hmmm, it's the bear scare. But I managed to sleep peacefully without going crazy over my h@$niness .
Today we had a pleasant lunch together and nice talks without fighting. Then I thought...why not....and downloaded the 30-day trial for Cialis (free), wrote a prescription (this has been done before. You can only get one month free every year and he was jumping at the good deal :D). He was very enthusiastic and we passed by the pharmacy on the way out. H said he saw the pharmacist snicker. I was like yeah right you know how many people fill that Rx daily?
In case there's any misunderstanding, this Rx is not in any way condescending or irritating to him. He might not be a physician like I am but he's a chemist and knows everything about drugs and completely pragmatic. I told him I might put a triple dose in his food and asked him how long he thinks it would last. Got a distorted painful expression.
Don't know when we can try it, the kid is always trying to sneak in bed. We'll see.
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