Some gentlemen seem to be struggling to attract the fairer sex, so I am proud to present:
The White Knight's Guide to Winning the Heart of Your Fair Maiden
1. Understand that your Fair Maiden is a wonderful goddess. You must think the world of her.
2. Shower her in compliments telling her how wonderful and special and beautiful and amazing she is.
3. Protect her from any and all harm, in particular from jerks, knaves and cads who wish to take advantage of your wonderful goddess.
She will almost certainly fall in love with what a gallant knight you are, you may then kiss your princess and the two of you will live happily ever after. :)
(After successfully following this guide please invite me to the wedding of you and your wonderful goddess! :))
The White Knight's Guide to Winning the Heart of Your Fair Maiden
1. Understand that your Fair Maiden is a wonderful goddess. You must think the world of her.
2. Shower her in compliments telling her how wonderful and special and beautiful and amazing she is.
3. Protect her from any and all harm, in particular from jerks, knaves and cads who wish to take advantage of your wonderful goddess.
She will almost certainly fall in love with what a gallant knight you are, you may then kiss your princess and the two of you will live happily ever after. :)
(After successfully following this guide please invite me to the wedding of you and your wonderful goddess! :))
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