I think my partner is trying to kill me.

Like in them movies, where a partner is trying to kill her partner to be with her lover. I think this happening to me. She has been acting weirdly for a while, secret phone calls, acting suspiciously, not telling me where she was going, so, one day, I followed her and found her with another man. She admitted it. We had a row and she ended it with the other man promised to have another go with me. After a few weeks, she started acting even stranger, when walking out, saying see ya, whilst mimicking a gun with her finger and also dropping hints like, 'if I told you that, I'd have to kill you', so I decided to follow her again, this time she went to this abandoned warehouse, I saw her with a man, who gave her something. I called her name out. She looked shock. I was right, she was definatly up to something. Then tp my horror, I saw she had a gun. She looked at me, 'I'm sorry baby, this is the end for you' I said, what? She then directed her gun at me and said 'Alavista baby' and shot me in the head. APRIL FOOOLS!

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