It goes like this.
REQUIREMENT 1 Everyone male and female reads books such as "His Needs Her Needs, Love Languages, Sex Starved Marriage, etc and articles such as "Walk Away Wife Syndrome" etc for some background edumacation on what is required to be a competent spouse.
RULE 1 If you cant wrap your head around those concepts and commit to them in writing to your spouse then you cant have a marriage license, you cant have children and you cant buy a house or take on other credit arrangements or intertwine retirement plans or other finances with a member of the opposite gender
REQUIREMENT 2 All will be tested for bat$hit crazinesss, epic stupidity, character flaws, weakness in their value system and attempts at problem solving that result in scratching various parts of your anatomy raw as progress stalls out
RULE 2 If you have been determined to be incurably flawed then see rule 1
If you think your future spouses wants and needs can be blown off almost completely for years on end without shred of concern or care from you and your self-centered laziness and then still wants to rock your world then sorry NO GO
If you think there are no expectations such as continuing most of the behaviors you do before marriage most of the time throughout the marriage then again NO GO FOR U
If you think its fair to quit meeting your spouses wants and needs altogether now that they are completely immersed and intertwined with you emotionally, spiritually and financially simply because you don't feel like it any longer without putting forth the most valiant effort to figure it out and fix it then sorry NO GO
If you cant let $hit go and acknowledge and appreciate after your spouse owns and fixes their $hit or you won't own and fix your $hit then NO GO
Of course with this dream world, some will still fail because even valient efforts are not always enough under he most trying circumstances but this sure would eliminate most of the immature, weak-minded, ignorant, self-centered bull$hit that causes most divorce
Some make take this wrong but before you do, see it thru. If your spouse let you down then blame them with REQUIREMENT 1 OR 2 AND REST ASSURED THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN HIT WITH RULE 1 OR 2
I am only kidding here. No offense intended. Sorry if I offended ANYONE. Humor is the only intent.
REQUIREMENT 1 Everyone male and female reads books such as "His Needs Her Needs, Love Languages, Sex Starved Marriage, etc and articles such as "Walk Away Wife Syndrome" etc for some background edumacation on what is required to be a competent spouse.
RULE 1 If you cant wrap your head around those concepts and commit to them in writing to your spouse then you cant have a marriage license, you cant have children and you cant buy a house or take on other credit arrangements or intertwine retirement plans or other finances with a member of the opposite gender
REQUIREMENT 2 All will be tested for bat$hit crazinesss, epic stupidity, character flaws, weakness in their value system and attempts at problem solving that result in scratching various parts of your anatomy raw as progress stalls out
RULE 2 If you have been determined to be incurably flawed then see rule 1
If you think your future spouses wants and needs can be blown off almost completely for years on end without shred of concern or care from you and your self-centered laziness and then still wants to rock your world then sorry NO GO
If you think there are no expectations such as continuing most of the behaviors you do before marriage most of the time throughout the marriage then again NO GO FOR U
If you think its fair to quit meeting your spouses wants and needs altogether now that they are completely immersed and intertwined with you emotionally, spiritually and financially simply because you don't feel like it any longer without putting forth the most valiant effort to figure it out and fix it then sorry NO GO
If you cant let $hit go and acknowledge and appreciate after your spouse owns and fixes their $hit or you won't own and fix your $hit then NO GO
Of course with this dream world, some will still fail because even valient efforts are not always enough under he most trying circumstances but this sure would eliminate most of the immature, weak-minded, ignorant, self-centered bull$hit that causes most divorce
Some make take this wrong but before you do, see it thru. If your spouse let you down then blame them with REQUIREMENT 1 OR 2 AND REST ASSURED THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN HIT WITH RULE 1 OR 2
I am only kidding here. No offense intended. Sorry if I offended ANYONE. Humor is the only intent.
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