Whenever I hear someone's cell phone ring or vibrate when I am with them and they do not answer it, I buy them a drink to celebrate manners, tradition and sensitivity of fellow humankind.
Whenever I hear someone's cell phone ring or vibrate when I am with them and they do answer it, I kick them in the privates and run away laughing hysterically and never speak to them again.
Sometimes when I get a text or call, I wait days to answer or I don't answer at all and the person freaks. Then I block them and cut them out of my life like a cancer.
Whenever I hear someone's cell phone ring or vibrate when I am with them and they do answer it, I kick them in the privates and run away laughing hysterically and never speak to them again.
Sometimes when I get a text or call, I wait days to answer or I don't answer at all and the person freaks. Then I block them and cut them out of my life like a cancer.
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