Salutations. So my A level prom is coming up and I am on the organising committee. Do not worry, I have every intention of usurping authority (a party coup if you you will) taking over The Prom, kicking away the politically correct bureaucracy and making sure everyone has a good time. So we have everything pretty much ready. However, I would like to make sure everything is interested. The punch bowl will be spiked (if you're not cheating you're not trying hard enough!) and I have ensured that blurred lines will be one of the songs played as well as other songs that are not politically correct drivel. However, any other suggestions would be great. I would like this night to be a banter bus all the way to Banterbury.
Edit: Is there a way to encourage date rapes/surprise sex (the term date rape is far too pejorative) in a subtle manner that is undetected!
Put the internet to work for you.
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