A Heavy Handed Ode to the Clitoris | Lefty PopLefty Pop
"In honor of International Clitoris Awareness Week* (which, appropriately or not, includes Mother's Day), I present to you…a po-em. I thought, in this case, the limerick a most appropriate literary vehicle. Because you can't have a limerick without the letters l-i – (you get the idea.)
Photo courtesy of Pintrest
There once was a girl from the city
Who needed to write something witty.
She wracked her tired brain
For something germane
And came up with something quite clitty.
Apparently we lack awareness
Of female sex organs – UNFAIRNESS!
But at this fine hour,
We now know the power
That lurks beneath our underwear-ness.
The clitoris is like the penis.
It's true, despite it's outward wee-ness.
It's eight inches long,
(That's more than a dong!)
But most of it's inside your she-ness.
This organ has eight THOUSAND small nerves!
So, careful when tasting the hors d-oeuvres…
Ensuring your friend
A real happy end.
Please show it the respect it deserves.
We don't know if it's reproductive.
But here's some advice that's constructive:
For problems spousal,
Work on arousal.
The clit's good for feeling seductive!
So, celebrate dildo and fingers,
Monogamists, Singles or Swingers!
The clit's center-stage
No matter your age!
(Hats off to all you cunnalingers…)
* Though Clitoris Awareness Week is meant to be light-hearted in tone, it originated with a group's very serious purpose – helping female victims of genital mutilation. Click here to learn about Clitoraid."
"In honor of International Clitoris Awareness Week* (which, appropriately or not, includes Mother's Day), I present to you…a po-em. I thought, in this case, the limerick a most appropriate literary vehicle. Because you can't have a limerick without the letters l-i – (you get the idea.)
Photo courtesy of Pintrest
There once was a girl from the city
Who needed to write something witty.
She wracked her tired brain
For something germane
And came up with something quite clitty.
Apparently we lack awareness
Of female sex organs – UNFAIRNESS!
But at this fine hour,
We now know the power
That lurks beneath our underwear-ness.
The clitoris is like the penis.
It's true, despite it's outward wee-ness.
It's eight inches long,
(That's more than a dong!)
But most of it's inside your she-ness.
This organ has eight THOUSAND small nerves!
So, careful when tasting the hors d-oeuvres…
Ensuring your friend
A real happy end.
Please show it the respect it deserves.
We don't know if it's reproductive.
But here's some advice that's constructive:
For problems spousal,
Work on arousal.
The clit's good for feeling seductive!
So, celebrate dildo and fingers,
Monogamists, Singles or Swingers!
The clit's center-stage
No matter your age!
(Hats off to all you cunnalingers…)
* Though Clitoris Awareness Week is meant to be light-hearted in tone, it originated with a group's very serious purpose – helping female victims of genital mutilation. Click here to learn about Clitoraid."
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