The wife left this morning on a business trip and will be gone for a week. While I have the kids, they will be spending the last of their summer vacation at grandma's house and enjoying a trip to the mountains while I work.
Anyway when I home alone, this is my opportunity to engage in very elaborate and nefarious means of self gratification. I honestly really enjoy coming up with elaborate ideas more than the act of self gratification itself as is kind of like mental scrabble as I reverse engineer common household goods for my devious purposes.
So without going into inappropriate details, here is what I have going on...
1) I have run some cordage across the ceiling from bookshelves which allows me suspend objects above the bed.
2) I have rigged a few pulleys with string so that said objects can move up/down or side to side.
3) Said objects include some battery powered novelties with a bluetooth tethercell AA battery so that it can be programed on/off remotely from my mobile device.
4) Here comes the mind bender:
??What common household object can work like a robotic arm to pull on a few ropes (very little tension needed) so that I can achieve my ultimate mission of hands free mischief??? Ideally this object would serve a normal function in the house when not used for my neferious purposes and should not cost more than say $20 to $40 to purchase.
So far, the only way I can solve this riddle is with an oscillating desk fan. Anyone want to help me take a crack at this with something that offers more variation or speed?
Thanks,
Badsanta
Anyway when I home alone, this is my opportunity to engage in very elaborate and nefarious means of self gratification. I honestly really enjoy coming up with elaborate ideas more than the act of self gratification itself as is kind of like mental scrabble as I reverse engineer common household goods for my devious purposes.
So without going into inappropriate details, here is what I have going on...
1) I have run some cordage across the ceiling from bookshelves which allows me suspend objects above the bed.
2) I have rigged a few pulleys with string so that said objects can move up/down or side to side.
3) Said objects include some battery powered novelties with a bluetooth tethercell AA battery so that it can be programed on/off remotely from my mobile device.
4) Here comes the mind bender:
??What common household object can work like a robotic arm to pull on a few ropes (very little tension needed) so that I can achieve my ultimate mission of hands free mischief??? Ideally this object would serve a normal function in the house when not used for my neferious purposes and should not cost more than say $20 to $40 to purchase.
So far, the only way I can solve this riddle is with an oscillating desk fan. Anyone want to help me take a crack at this with something that offers more variation or speed?
Thanks,
Badsanta
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