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An ugly bastard with no redeeming features.....

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Anon


My face is freckly and I really want to get physical with a girl if you know what I mean. My "you know what" is only 7 inches while aroused. This isnt accurate coz I used a ruler against my organ. Apparently Im average so Im not too pissed off on this. However I have been told I am unsightly.
I quite literally look like gordon brown and I am still a virgin at 23.

How do you kiss?
How do you have sex?

Dont take the piss, I mean to do these properly. Anyone can rent a Lamborghini for a few hours!

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