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What is your 'Dating Market Value?'

Props to the thread 'Feminists want ban on DNA testing', for directing me to this delightful corner of the internet ;)

Anyway, these 'Alpha males*' that run the site have devised a fun way for women to determine what they are worth, based on appearance and willingness to perform oral/anal sex, for example. Also, brownie points if you are under-age or underweight!
(I recommend on a serious note guessing the Hip/waist ratio and 'attractiveness' one, if you don't know/cba - tis what I did.)

So, I had a go and scored 18.
15 to 29: Greater beta. More than a few attractive guys will approach you. But if your personality is flawed you risk becoming a pump and dump victim.
A low rank. It fills my submissive female heart with sadness to know I am never going to win an 'alpha's heart...

How do you perform?**
http://ift.tt/1cvF8Id

Oh, and there's a male version, give it a go :)
http://ift.tt/1ebUP3N

Disclaimer: Heavy sarcasm. If you cannot detect it, GTFO.
*This is not a claim by any means that all males think like this Merely these tools.
**No really, have a go...quite funny some of the questions, sickening though they are.

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