Maybe it's a generational thing? Let's put aside the fact that my husband joined a couple of dating sites in the last two years. You' share with your new therapist this slow dance tidbit along with the other details of your relationship that have led you to therapy.
Scenario: You attend your husbands office holiday party and slow dance with your husband. As you exit the dance floor the much whispered about office ho approaches your husband and asks him to slow dance with her now (she's wearing a tube dress and fishnets - not sure if this variable changes the outcome of my survey).
Your husband should-
a) fake a nose bleed and leave the dance floor and any potential office rumors behind.
b) wrap his arms around said office ho and slowly move to the beat of (insert any Luther Vandross song here).
c) tell the office ho your timing is a bit off* (*see explanation below).
* my new therapist said she did not see the harm in a company employee slow dance, perhaps I was reacting to the timing of the request - shortly after finding my husband making a profile on a dating site.
You the patient think -
a) if office ho had asked to slow dance with my husband prior to his dating site visit (*better timing), I'd have sat at the table and watched them with a smile.
b) well this is awkward for me so I'll grab my stuff and the keys to the car and leave and allow my husband to say good bye awkwardly on his own and find his own way home.
c) I need a new therapist.
Scenario: You attend your husbands office holiday party and slow dance with your husband. As you exit the dance floor the much whispered about office ho approaches your husband and asks him to slow dance with her now (she's wearing a tube dress and fishnets - not sure if this variable changes the outcome of my survey).
Your husband should-
a) fake a nose bleed and leave the dance floor and any potential office rumors behind.
b) wrap his arms around said office ho and slowly move to the beat of (insert any Luther Vandross song here).
c) tell the office ho your timing is a bit off* (*see explanation below).
* my new therapist said she did not see the harm in a company employee slow dance, perhaps I was reacting to the timing of the request - shortly after finding my husband making a profile on a dating site.
You the patient think -
a) if office ho had asked to slow dance with my husband prior to his dating site visit (*better timing), I'd have sat at the table and watched them with a smile.
b) well this is awkward for me so I'll grab my stuff and the keys to the car and leave and allow my husband to say good bye awkwardly on his own and find his own way home.
c) I need a new therapist.
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