ok so i thought this would be funny to find out people's cringiest sexual encounters!! Post anon if you want to!!
Here's a link to other people's:
http://ift.tt/1ImD5oE
And here's mine...
so i really fancied this guy from my work, i made it really obvious i liked him and we were flirting loads. Then one night i go for a few drinks with him and his mates.
Feel like its just me and 'the lads' so me and him go for a drink after alone.
Now he's had quite a few more drinks than i have (possibly dutch courage - he was quite a shy one!) and we start making out.
Next thing I know we decide to leave and have sex in my car in a secluded spot...
Note we had a lot of sexual tension over months of flirting and so it was to start with a very good experience.
Then I realise he's a lot more drunk than i think he is and then out of nowhere he says 'i think i'm gonna throw up' so i go 'really?!' and move out of projectile range thankfully as he lies butt naked in my car, throws open the door and chucks up.
Needless to say this killed the vibe immensely.
And after this a car comes towards us flashing its lights. We then realise we have accidentally chosen a popular dogging spot for our love making!
Try to find my top to put it back on to go home and realise its covered in puke.
so have to drive him home wearing nothing but my cardigan
he never rang... wonder why... hahahahaha
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